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Placeble 228 x/6n⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜n⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜n⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜n⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜n⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜n⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜'Baby Got Back' turned 20 this year. My favorite nostalgia show is VH1's 'I Love The Inexorable March of Time Toward the Grave That Awaits Us All.'The worst part is that's the millisigma interval.Tomorrow's sessions will be entirely devoted to sewing machine rotary hooks.And she's gonna feel like a jerk when she realizes it was actually Under Pressure.'Hey, can you call my cell?' '...I'm trying, but it says this number is blocked?' 'Ok, thanks, just checking.'Protip: At midnight your excuse for not having read The Great Gatsby can switch from "I'm worried about violating copyright" to "I think my copy requires Flash."The only winning move is to play, perfectly, waiting for your opponent to make a mistake.During the week, I research my character by living in his house and raising his children.I was eventually kicked out of my architectural engineering program because I wouldn't stop referring to HVAC as "the fandom."I like trying to make it as hard as possible. "I'd love to meet up, maybe in a few days? Next week is looking pretty empty. *witchcraft"I have never been lied to by data in a .txt file which has been hand-aligned.There's also a proof without content of a conjecture without content, but it's left as an exercise for the reader.During the day it also activates for neat clouds and pretty sunsets.As my standard, I use going to sleep at midnight and waking up at 8 AM.Changing the names would be easier, but if you're not comfortable lying, try only making friends with people named Alice, Bob, Carol, etc.In this situation, gzip /dev/inside to deflate, then pipe the compressed air to /dev/input to clean your keyboard. Avert your eyes when you do.The Thirty Meter Telescope will be renamed The Flesh-Searing Eye on the Volcano.You may point out that strictly speaking, you can use that statement to prove that all risks are tiny--to which I reply HOLY SHIT WATCH OUT FOR THAT DOG!The experimental math department's budget is under scrutiny for how much they've been spending on trains leaving Chicago at 9:00pm traveling at 45 mph.If you're really savvy, you can hide an entire set of illicit transactions by timing them to draw what looks like a graph inset.'Why on Earth would someone commit air piracy just to finance a terrible movie decades later?' 'People are very strange these days.'I'm going to drive this Netherlands joke so far into the ground they'll have to build levees around it to keep the sea out.Soon, linguists will be wandering around everywhere, saying things like "colorless green ideas sleep furiously" and "more people have been to Russia than I have," and speech will become unintelligible.... tazer ... fire extinguisher ... bird feeder ... toilet paper ...It's okay, they can figure out which control positions produce scalding water via a trial-and-error feedback loop with a barely-perceptible 10-second lag.All those GTA marathons during the pregnancy were a bad idea.Wait till they notice the faint reflection of Michael Jordan and Bugs Bunny in the E-mode.Wait a minute. If I'm escaping from a submarine at 50 meters, then I'll *definitely* need a flashlight to find air pockets for gradual decompression on the way up. Time to start shopping professional dive lights.Haha, you'll see!Umwelt is the idea that because their senses pick up on different things, different animals in the same ecosystem actually live in very different worlds. Everything about you shapes the world you inhabit--from your ideology to your glasses prescription to your web browser.If you live in the Northern hemisphere, anyway. In the southern hemisphere, due to the coriolis effect, babies are born nine months BEFORE they're conceived.We're underwater on our mortgage thanks to the low price of water.The rest is fear of raptors.'It's not actually ... it's a DEVICE for EXPLORING a PLAUSIBLE REALITY that's not the one we're in, to gain a broader understanding about it.' 'oh, like a boat!' '...' 'Just for the sake of argument, we should get a boat! You can invite the Devil, too, if you want.'Implausible, did you say? Sorry, couldn't quite hear you from all the way up heeeeeeeeere!This replaces the previous solar activity watch, which was issued last month when the sun took off its sunglasses.'Broom first, then slippers.' 'How do I know you'll return the broom once you've secured your ticket?' 'I'll leave my little dog as collateral.' 'Great. Pleasure doing business!'This was always going to be a controversial Wirecutter post, but what really got them in trouble were their 'budget' and 'upgrade' picks.A term coined by my friend Beth